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  • 幽默笑話:葬禮

    幽默笑話:葬禮 A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. 有一場剛過世的女子的葬禮正在舉行。 At the end of the pall bearers are carrying the casket out when they accidentally bump into a wall, shaking...

  • 幽默笑話:守護天使

    幽默笑話:守護天使 A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: 有一名男子正走在街上的時候聽到一個聲音: Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you. 停!站住不...

  • 幽默笑話:上帝造人

    幽默笑話:上帝造人 A man was wandering around in a field , thinking about how good his wife had been to him and how fortunate he was to have her, 有名男子在田野里徘徊,心里想著他的老婆對他有多么好,他多么幸運擁有她...

  • 幽默笑話:拿破侖病了

    幽默笑話:拿破侖病了 Jack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year,his history professor failed him in his examinations,and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However,his father...

  • 幽默笑話:你是哪一個?

    幽默笑話:你是哪一個? My two sisters and I were all away at different colleges at the same time. One day,after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated just another undergraduate,I phoned home for some consolation and understandi...

  • 幽默笑話:讀過《哈姆雷特》嗎?

    幽默笑話:讀過《哈姆雷特》嗎? A student in the literature class asked his teacher if he had read a hot novel. The teacher said that he had not read the book. 文學課上,一個學生問老師是否看過一本最新的暢銷小說。老師...

  • 幽默笑話:求職

    幽默笑話:求職 Applying for my first job,I realized I had to be creative in listing my few qualifications. Asked about additional schooling and training,I answered truthfully that I had spent three years in computer programming classes. I go...

  • 幽默笑話:尷尬的健忘癥

    幽默笑話:尷尬的健忘癥 Richer Allan was so forgetful that sometimes he forgot what he was talking about in the middle of a sentence. His wife has to constantly remind him about his appointments,his classes一even his meals.Since Allan was...

  • 幽默笑話:解答難題

    幽默笑話:解答難題 One day,the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday,she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday. 老師走...

  • 幽默笑話:應用心理學

    幽默笑話:應用心理學 After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house,Ken asked,What is the usual tip? 一個學生把比薩餅送到老肯恩家,肯恩問:你一般要多少小費? Well,replied the youth, This is my first t...

  • 幽默笑話:說漏嘴了

    幽默笑話:說漏嘴了 The teacher is handing back the homework. 老師正在把作業發還給學生。 Johnny, she says.Your homework is very poor. I really dont see how one person can make so many mistakes. 約翰尼,她說,你的作業做得...

  • 幽默笑話:愿上帝保佑國王

    幽默笑話:愿上帝保佑國王 The famous Dr. Smith,dean of Medical College,was appointed private physician to the King. Whereupon he proudly wrote the following notice on the blackboard of his classes:Professor Smith informs his students tha...

  • 幽默笑話:游泳者

    幽默笑話:游泳者 The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. Johnny laughed. 老師給同學們講了一個小故事,說一個人早飯前要在河里游泳,橫渡三趟。約翰尼笑了。...

  • 現在怎么辦?

    A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the...

  • 英語幽默小笑話: 金魚

    Stan: I won 92 goldfish. 斯丹:我贏了 92 條金魚。 Fred: Where are you going to keep them? 弗雷德:你想在哪兒養它們? Stan: In the bathroom. 斯丹:浴室。 Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? 弗雷德:但...

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